Hello

I am Santas

I am the sister of Saxo

She is ver' spiffy

As am I

yes.


If anyone of Saxo's snugglies had been wondering, this is me.  Bwa ha ha.

I'm currently studying music in the frozen northland.  It's pretty cool. 

Except, well... being bored out of my skin.  Which is saying something, as it seems to be all that's left of me.

Santas isna happy.  Her clothes donna fit no mores.  >:-O!

So come visit me!  I have caramelcorn.  And... granola bars.  Pop tarts? :: digs through closet  ::

Well.  Squirreled away in sneaky little crevices of my dorm, there are snackies. 

Fortunately, I'm friendly.  And enthusiastic.  And oh-em-gasp-sick-for-five-months-skinny.  As a result, people give me food.  Lots of it.  I come to visit, "Santas! Hey! Eat!"
"...waiwhat?"
"More!"
" ...greambleadgeldssshankyu...nomorzpleeeackkk.."

And such.  So they will prolly share. 

In any case. 

It's Santa's Lap-Dog, NOT Santa-Slapdog... for the record.